Dear Haddie’s Little Brother Who I don’t Know In Real Life,I don’t hate you. You have a nice older sister. You make me think of Israel, so thanks a lot. You + Me = Lusty Loins. If I saw you now, I’d worry about how that happened. I want to kill zombies with you. I would build an anatomically correct doll just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be “The Dreidel Song”. We could fornicate under the stars. Love, Nobody You Know. (PS- y/n worst thing you have ever received?).
Ok which one of my followers sent this to my bro? This is absolutely hilarious xD
