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20. Physics student. Israel|Thailand. Known for my love of cereal. And colours. Preferably colourful cereal. I have a thing for writers and dancers.
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I had a funny pun. And because most of you don’t speak Hebrew I had to resort to putting it on Facebook instead.

Facebook doesn’t usually get to be witness to my puntastic nature, and in the last few days it gets that a lot. All because you people don’t speak Hebrew. Shame.

I really didn’t think it was v. funny/likeable, but ok…

I really didn’t think it was v. funny/likeable, but ok…

Additional proof that Google Translate sucks. The status is a physics pun. The rest… Is not XD
(My friend PD who doesn’t speak Hebrew and tried to use Chrome to translate the page thought this was very hilarious and sent this to me.)
Actual translation:
Me: -Physics pun regarding my lack of will to get out of bed, the lectures I had that morning, and dependent systems, basically saying “attached/stuck to bed”, or “dependent on bed”, the two sound very alike-
Aunt: “Hadas are you ok?”
Me: “Yes I was just tired and it’s just a failed Physics pun.”
Raf: “I was worried…”

Additional proof that Google Translate sucks. The status is a physics pun. The rest… Is not XD

(My friend PD who doesn’t speak Hebrew and tried to use Chrome to translate the page thought this was very hilarious and sent this to me.)

Actual translation:

  • Me: -Physics pun regarding my lack of will to get out of bed, the lectures I had that morning, and dependent systems, basically saying “attached/stuck to bed”, or “dependent on bed”, the two sound very alike-
  • Aunt: “Hadas are you ok?”
  • Me: “Yes I was just tired and it’s just a failed Physics pun.”
  • Raf: “I was worried…”

People creeping me out on Facebook

I don’t make random online friends on Facebook okay

I just don’t

Don’t ask message me about being friends. Especially after you started it off by hitting on me. AND DON’T CALL ME BABY. Gah. I don’t make friends with randomers on Facebook

That right is reserved to Tumblr and Tumblr only

/Rant

FACEBOOK, Y U NO WORK

How am I supposed to procrastinate like this?!? Gawsh.

I posted a Hebrew status on Facebook:

“חמ”ל אל תפיל את המיליון בבית פטל-סולימן”

To which Henry reacted:

“I’m guessing my translation software screwed this one up? “Operations room to drop a million in raspberry - Suleiman.”“

MOST EPIC TRANSLATION FAIL EVER. I LOL’d so much.

thedailywhat:

Chuck & Beans.

I’m positive I had a similar conversation with my mother once.

thedailywhat:

Chuck & Beans.

I’m positive I had a similar conversation with my mother once.

(Source: thedailywhat)

Reblogged from The Daily What

What do you want to happen to your online presence when you die?

nprfreshair:

On tomorrow’s show, we’re going to talk about what happens to your online self (Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, websites) when you die. What do you want to happen to your profiles when you die?

I always wonder. I mean, Facebook people would know because I know them IRL but Tumblr would just kind of… Become a Brown Dwarf of the internets. It’s there, but it’s dead and abandoned and meh.

Reblogged from NPR Fresh Air

Facebook’s new email service

I reckon it’s going to fail almost as much as Google’s Wave and Buzz did.
But that’s just me.

(via lgbtlaughs)
Since I have yet to convey my happiness on Prop 8 being revoked on Tumblr :)

(via lgbtlaughs)

Since I have yet to convey my happiness on Prop 8 being revoked on Tumblr :)

Reblogged from LGBT Laughs

Fridgebook

nadavsuli:

facebook is like a fridge. you go check it when you get bored, and nothing changes.

Pearls of wisdom, brother. Except facebook doesn’t make you fat.

Reblogged from Say wha-HURR DURR
lalalaleesha:

dichotomie:

doctorvulture:

sorchaa:

Calc nerd up in here.



OH MY GOD I AM ACTUALLY LAUGHING

Because my pun day was supposed to be yesterday and it failed, here. These are horrendous and I love them.

lalalaleesha:

dichotomie:

doctorvulture:

sorchaa:

Calc nerd up in here.

OH MY GOD I AM ACTUALLY LAUGHING

Because my pun day was supposed to be yesterday and it failed, here. These are horrendous and I love them.

“U-S-Out! but let’s face it, they were never Ghana win! ahah.”

Facebook status by someone off my Top News thingo. xD I love puns.


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