After I made my very pretty Tumblr activity graph on Excel (because I’m amazing at it), Hadas said that if I was in Hogwarts I’d be put in House Excel. And then she said this:
“Hmm,” said a small voice in his ear, “Easy, very easy. Plenty of free time to waste, I see. Not a bad graph maker either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes - and a nice desire to waste lots of time on calculating completely unimportant facts, now that’s interesting… So where shall I put you?”
Hadas gripped the edges of the stool and thought, ‘Not House of No Milk and Showers, not House of No Milk and Showers.’
‘Not House of No Milk and Showers, eh?’ said the small voice. ‘Are you sure? You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and House of No Milk and Showers will help you on your way to greatness, no doubt about that - no? Well, if you’re sure - better be HOUSE OF MICROSOFT EXCEL!’
