About Me

20. Physics student. Israel|Thailand. Known for my love of cereal. And colours. Preferably colourful cereal. I have a thing for writers and dancers.
SLYTHERCLAW
    acquaintance: you should do less drugs
    me: you don't know me
    acquaintance: i'm just saying--
    me: you don't know what i got
    acquaintance: wh--
    me: i got somethin' to show ya
    acquaintance:
    me: you know what that is? that's ol' greg's vagina
    acquaintance:
    me: I'VE GOT A MANGINA
    acquaintance:
    me: I'M OL' GREEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    acquaintance: ok bye
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THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE