I love how people treat soldiers.
Today I was carrying a huge bag (somehow, most of my stories start like that) on uniform. I was late to a meet up with friends, and I saw my bus coming. So I sprinted for it. The driver didn’t see me, and I missed it. However, the driver in the bus right behind did see me, stopped for me and told me to hop on and hurry, even though I said it was the other bus I needed. So I did. He told the...
Soooo I'm going to the army on Tuesday.
Wish me luck.
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...– Aaron Freeman
Today I ate 3 and a half pieces of toasted bread and 2 handfuls of cereal. Yesterday I ate 2 pieces of chicken breast, a pita with hummus and a handful of cereal. I’m vaguely hungry but everything I eat either comes up or out the other end way too quickly for my body to absorb anything useful out of it, I shit you not (har har I really just had to…) This has been going on for two...
Yesterday I woke up rather ill, and that was after the 4th night in a row that L slept over. She was amazing. She made me tea and brought me food and water and medicine and tidied up around the place as it was a bit messy, and made sure I rest and not get up at all. If it wasn’t for her all that would have taken me hours and lots of pain to do. It’s always the small things :)
I was going to do some sorting out of my stuff and...
כך לאט לאט, נעשה סדר בדברים נזרוק חולצה נעיף מכנס פה עוד אפשר לתפור ת’כפתור נקמט איזה דף שיכנס לפח, שלא יתפוס מקום.. מספר טלפון, שכחתי של מי, אולי של המזכירה מהמשרד או סתם של חברה ישנה קשקוש שהפך לציור מושקע וסיכום של הרצאה שנרדמתי בחציה. כך לאט לאט נעשה סדר בדברים נביט בז’קט הבלוי בערגה האם לזרוק, או שישרוד עוד מכונה? נכניס הכל לקופסאת קרטון נסגור טוב...
Never Go To Thailand by Brian Camusat This gives me home feels.
soonerbuydefyinggravity replied to your photo: LOOKS AT MY EXPERIMENTAL SYSMTEM MY EXPERIMENTAL… Cool! What does it supposed to do? It’s an optical system supposed to test the acousto-optic effect, which is the effect where a standing wave (in red): is created in a seethrough medium (in our case water) so it acts like a diffraction grating and creates, well, diffraction patterns: ...
Don't try at home #3
Use dish-soap to wash the floor. Update: my trusty informers say they use dish soap to clean everything in the army (floors, dishes, hands, windows, as shampoo…) and apparently I just poured in way too much of it.
Can I study vicariously through someone?
Do you know how sometimes you eat rice
And then one single rice particle gets stuck at the roof of your mouth aka the part where it connects to your nose and then one day later out of the blue you breathe and suddenly you have a piece of rice out of nowhere?
Yesterday I was told by my SO that someone I considered a “good friend” tried to kiss her (this was while we were broken up for a week, BUT STILL we were talking and the whole situation was very tense) JFALDJFAK.FA. SHE COULD HAVE AT LEAST ASKED I WOULD HAVE EVEN SAID YES WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BROS BEFORE HOES And this was after I made myself feel very bad about suspecting she...
האהבה הישנה, זאת שברחה לי, מונחת שם ואף אחד כבר לא...
Guess who is supposed to be flying to Thailand tomorrow? Guess whose passport is outdated? Guess who is paying USD300 to get their new passport tomorrow?
me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore
The army is being stupid. And I'm glad I quit my...
*Lady gets on the bus*
Lady: Can I ask you something?
Lady: my son had a crappy high school experience and now he's 23 and doesn't have any friends. Do you have any ideas?
Lady: he's in all these different things like volunteering and classes but he just can't seem to make friends.
Me: uhmm.. Tell him to look on the Internet?
Lady: oh that's a fantastic idea thank you so much! *gets off the bus*
charliethecag: silverslices: Everyone’s got a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin. I’m definitely the gay cousin, and I wonder how many of my cousins have figured that out. I always thought that xD
first world problems
Too many people I love too little space? Inviting like 75 people. It’s ok if around 20 come, 30 TOPS If more do I don’t know where the fuck they’re going to sit because there won’t even be space on my head. I’m scared it’s going to be like that time when I told the first 15 people I could think of that we were going to the pub, got a table for 5, and 12...
*actual* events of week's past:
Sunday-Monday: best time ever in Tzimmer with L. Tuesday: Birthday. Study. Wednesday: Exam that went pretty damn well, then got out of it and found out one of my friends had committed suicide that morning. Thursday: Funeral in the afternoon. Birthday party AKA informal job interview in the evening. I possibly don’t have a heart. Friday: Nothing. Sleep and stare in space. Dinner with...
Ok Rizzoli & Isles is fucking amazing and I almost...
Shemo delivered me a cake
And for 5 minutes it was an exciting mystery cake because it didn’t say who it was from But then my mum said it was her and it wasn’t exciting anymore.
that moment when you’re dead tired at 10pm the night before your birthday but you know that at midnight the HBD calls will come and you actually sort of like the attention so you don’t want to go to bed and miss them.
Sunday-Monday: Fundays with L Tuesday (actual birthday): Dinner Wednesday: Pub birthday with heaps of friends Thursday: Club birthday with the male-friends who are 22+ y/o and the female-friends who are 20+ y/o yayyy
when you say goodnight to people on facebook and then stay on tumblr for 3 extra hours.
Hadas S, a Responsible-My-Ass Uni Student.
cloudyeeyore: שאת רבה עם אנשים לא חשובים בפקיאנג אינטרנט כדי לא לחשוב על כמות המועדי ב’ שאת צריכה לעשות או שלפי החישובים שלך את לא תצאי מהאוניברסיטה לפחות ב-3 השנים הקרובות ושעתודאיות לא מפסיק לנטוש אותך !11!!!!1 <3 love you too ;D
paintchipsfromthewall replied to your post: TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW :D someone is getttng some *henry says bow chicka wow chick wow chic woow ( while sauntering away) I can just imagine him doing that. THAT’S RIGHT!
TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW :D
Her, me, sun, grass, lake, picnic, food, beautiful צימר (fancy hut), no phone, no net, jacuzzi, double bed, sexiness, breakfast, birthday week, 1 night, 2 days, love.
thatyamperson replied to your post: Why am I awake I’m really sick but I still had to wake up at 5:30. The saga continued: I then had no hot water to shower in (we don’t have a boiler we have heating hours and apparently it starts at 6am and not 5 like I thought), so I showered in cold water. I also had the stye in my right eyelash and had nausea. Horrible, horrible morning. I feel for...
Why am I awake
CREYS I don’t want to be awake It’s 5.30AM and I’ve been up since 5 Why world why
Gosh what does a person DO after being The Pope?
CV - Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger Email: firstname.lastname@example.org D.O.B: 16.04.1927 (Germany) Work Experience: 2005-Current - 265th Pope Benedict XVI, God’s representative upon Earth. Languages: German - Mother tongue French, Italian - Very fluent speaker English, Latin, Spanish - Fluent speaker Ancient Greek, Biblical Hebrew - Adequate reader Skills and traits: Godliness, Holiness,...
sap-hi replied to your post: sap-hi replied to your post: sap-hi replied to… כן אנחנו באמת צריכות לקבוע מתי יהיה לך נוח שאני אבוא! יש לי חופש מיום שישי [בהנחה שאני לא אצטרך מועד ב’ בשום דבר, כרגע נראה שלא…] After exams… Meanwhile the Tahini ran out (but I’ll make some more tomorrow), and we made more pasta in awesomeness sauce. xD
Ok weird question time. In the cartoon (not 3D) version of TMNT, what did Shredder say at the end of every episode when the turtles beat him? Because in Hebrew it’s “turtles, you’re getting on my nerves!” which is read as “atem olim li al ha’atzabim, tzabim!” (אתם עולים לי על העצבים, צבים!) which sounds pretty cool if you read it out loud. But I...
sap-hi replied to your post: sap-hi replied to your post: This is so wrong for… אם כבר אמא שלי פולנייה רעה! ובאמת! סתם נו לא באמת, אבל יש לך הרבה דברים! חוצמזה, בהתחשב בעובדה שאני לא אוכלת חצי ממה שיש לי במקרר…. קפצי לבקר, את רוב מה שיש לי במקרר את דווקא כן אוכלת (: אתמול אפילו אכל אצלי טבעוני והיה בסדר!
THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN MY UNIVERSITY HOLY...
There’s this campus-network-only chat and I never use it but I was randomly online because I was downloading something and my username is rumbleroar and someone found me and I can’t believe.